Nevermind

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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Nov 19, 2022

fairycosmos:

touching-living-breathing:
fairycosmos:
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
That’s called being an adult
no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

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Nov 19, 2022

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Nov 19, 2022

sleepyowlwrites:

sleepyowlwrites:
Readers who don’t read the books they acquire 🤝 tea drinkers not drinking their tea while it’s hot
Is this anything
you’re so right babe

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Nov 19, 2022

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Nov 19, 2022

postilionstruckbylightning:

I do enjoy that one text says “Pringle?” while another says “Pringles?”, possibly implying that at one time the situation called only for a solitary Pringle.

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